DO AS I SAY, NOT AS IVE DONE OR DO.

I'M GOING TO PUT MOST OF THIS BIG SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND HOW I FEEL...IS THAT COOL?

AND I'M LEAVING OUT PARTS AND NAMES OF THE STORY SOOO...

OK, SO HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TOLD NOT TO DO OR SAY SOMETHING AND THEN YOU TURN AROUND AND THE SAME NIGGA THAT JUST TOLD YOU NOT TO DO IT, OR SAY IT IS DOING IT???

THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER...

SO I AM ON A SNOWBOARDING TRIP... ((PICS SOON, ILL KEEP YOU POSTED...))

AND THE DRIVE FROM OUR HOUSE TO THE LOG CABIN WAS LIKE 4 HOURS...

SOOO... I DID WHAT ANY MUSIC LOVER WOULD DO...

I MADE CD'S

AND I STAYED UP TILL 2 DOING IT!

SOOO... WE GET ON THE ROAD, AND I POP ONE IN...

AND WE WHERE JAMMIN...

AND THE LADY IN THE PASSENGER SEAT LOOKS TO THE DRIVER AND SAYS

"DON'T WE HAVE ANYTHING CLEAN, OR WITH LESS CURSE WORDS?"

FIRST!

YO, I'M RIGHT HERE... YOUR RIGHT THERE...

I MADE THE CD... YOU DON'T LIKE IT....

YOU CAN TALK... I CAN LISTEN...

WHAT STOPPED YOU FROM TURNING AROUND AND SAYING THAT TO ME...?

SO I WASN'T BUGGIN, I POLITELY SAID "ITS JUST RIDING MUSIC...

DON'T LISTEN TO IT..."

AND THE PASSENGER SAYS... "WELL I DON'T WANT MY GIRLS LISTENING TO THIS TYPE OF STUFF..."

HERE IS THE FUNNY PART!

ONE OF YOUR GIRLS HELPED ME MAKE THE CD!

HAHA ((JEEZY))

SOOOO... I LOOK AT THE GIRLS AND NEITHER ONE OF THEM IS LISTENING BECAUSE THEY HAVE THEY'RE NEW IPOD TOUCHES IN... LOL...

AND I SAY "THEY AINT EVEN LISTENING..."

AND OF COARSE SHE LOOKS TO THE DRIVER AND THE DRIVER FOLDS.

HE TAKES THE CD OUT AND HANDS IT TO ME...

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OK SO TELL ME WHY, EVERY OTHER WORD THAT COMES FROM THE PASSENGERS MOUTH IS A CURSE WORD OR A NASTY JOKE... THAT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY!

OH, IT CANT BE THAT BAD JOSH...

UUUMM. YEEEAAAHH...

I GOT SOME EXAMPLES FOR YOU... ARE YOU READY???

((IF YOU LET THE INTERNET OR MUSIC OR ANYONE ELSE RAISE YOUR KIDS, THEN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY NOT LET THEM READ THIS))

"WHY DO YOU NEED BATTERIES"
PASSENGER: FOR MY TOYS...

I CANT COUNT ALL THE BALL JOKES... SORRY FOLKS...

"I DON'T LIKE NUTS" "I LIKE ____'S NUTS!"

EVERY FIVE MIN ITS A JOKE ABOUT HER SUCKING, KISSING, LICKING, MASSAGING. ECT. TO THE DRIVER...

SO I MEAN DON'T TELL THEM NOT TO LISTEN TO MUSIC WITH SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE LYRICS. IF YOUR ARE GOING TO TURN AROUND AND ACT OUT THE F-N SONG!

DO Y'ALL FEEL ME OR WHA???

TRUST ME IT GOT WORSE LAST NIGHT... LOL, BUT IM SURRE THAT IT WILL COME UP LATER.!

TRUST ME...