LADIES WHAT IM LOOKING FOR...

I ONLY DATE GIRLS WITH PRETTY TEETH
AND WHO ARE PRETTY...
FUNNY...
CAN DRESS...
WHO ARE SMART...
ARENT HOES...
REAL HAIR...
CONFIDENT...
DONT SMELL...
ARENT LOUD ALL THE TIME!
SEXXY...
NICE FEET...
NOT A KILL JOY...
PREFERABLY...
NO KIDS...
NO DISEASES!!
NOT TOO GHETTO, BUT I LIKE A LIL GHETTO...
NICE BOOTY..
EVEN FACE...
UMMM.
SEXY LIPS...
GOTTA STAY FRESH...
NOT KLINGY...
NOT CREEPY...
SHE HAS TO HAVE AT LEAST ONE PAIR OF SHADES...
NO STINKY BREATH!
GOOD MUSIC TASTE!
NOT TOO TALL
NOT TO SKINNY
NOT TOO BIG
DEF NOT TOO SMALL!
UUUUMMMM....
IDK WHAT ELSE

FELLAS YALL FEEL ME RIGHT?

MRS. FOXX TOUGHT ME TO RANT!

I LIKE VAMPIRE WEEKEND... THERE MUSIC MAKES ME SMILE
I
DONT LIKE THAT "AINT I" VIDEO...

CHRISTOPHER "BIG BLACK" BOYKIN IS ONE OF MY HEROS...
AND SOO ARE

KANYE
LUPE
DJ
RONALD
MARDI
ERIN

I PORN IS PERFECTLY NORMAL...

FAKE PEOPLE MAKE ME LAUGH!

SMILE IT MAKES YOU YOUNGER...

LOOK AT ME I ACT LIKE A LIL KID...

SOCKS ARE BEST WHEN LONG...

GIRLS ARE BEST WHEN QUIET...
AND NAKED... HEHEHE

IM NASTY

ALL I WANNA DO IS "POW POW POW CHING CHING" AND TAKE YO MONEY...

CHARLIE HORESES SUCK BALLS.

TEXTING IF CRAZZY FUNN.

HOLD UP...

OK IM BACK UP ON MY GRIND!

MEMORIES MADE IN THE COLDES WINTER

I
DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND...
I DONT WANT ONE...

MIA
AND SANTOGOLD SHOULD MAKE A GROUP...

VIEW BLOG?

SUREE THANKS HAHAHA.

NO WONDER MRS FOXX WAS ALWAYS SO DAYYYUUM CRAZZY... SHE PROBABLY DID THIS SHYYYT ALL DAY!

HAHAHAH...

WHY IS THE WHOLE WORLD LIKE BEEFIN WITH EACH OTHER???

CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG AND MAKE SOME PRETTIE LITTLE BABIES!?-SHWAYZE...

THE BEST THANG SINCE THE CHIP CLIP...

HOLD UP I GOT A TEXT...

IT WAS DJ... HE'S FUNNY...

THIS IS THE MIKE LOVE MIXTAPE, TURN THE VOLUME UP ON YO FACTORY ASS SYSTEM.

TURN IT UP NOW, LISTEN NIGGA~! BET YOU DONT KNOW WHAT SONG DATS FROM???

SUCCK ON IT IF YOU DONT!

I SHOULD REALLY BE DOING SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE RIGHT NOW BUT I CANT BECAUSE RANTING IS SOOOOOOOO ADDICTIVE~! HAHAHA YOU SHOULD TRY IT AND THEN SEND ME THE LINK SO I CAN SEE ALL YOUR RANDOM THOUGHTS!

ISNT IT CRAZY HOW I CAN JUST POST EVERYTHING ABOUT MY LIFE ONLINE FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO READ???

I WANT SOME BBC JEANS!

AND I WANT A HOODIE TOO

IVE WANTED ONE OF THEM DAMN HOODIES FOR LIKE 789 YEARS! HAHAHA

I JUST TYPED NUMBERS..

SWITCH...

ITS 925 AT NIGHT! IM WIDDEE AWAKE... YALL SHOULD SEE MY BED ROOM AT THIS CABIN! ITS TRASHED OUT! I LOOKS LIKE SOME ROCKSTARS WHERE IN THERE PARTYING!

I WANNA HAVE A PARTY BUT IDK!

ISNT EVERYONE SCARED OF HAVING A WACK PARTY???

I SHOULDNT BE BUT I AM..

I MEAN WHO ISNT...

YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE TIGHT??? A PARTY AT A WASHATERIA! WITH THE BUBBLES N SHYYT!

TELL ME WHEN TO GO~~~

IMA PUSH THE PUBLISH POST BUTTON NOW...
SO
UNTIL
NEXT TIME

PEACE, AND MUCH LOVE YOU YA~

DO AS I SAY, NOT AS IVE DONE OR DO.

I'M GOING TO PUT MOST OF THIS BIG SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND HOW I FEEL...IS THAT COOL?

AND I'M LEAVING OUT PARTS AND NAMES OF THE STORY SOOO...

OK, SO HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TOLD NOT TO DO OR SAY SOMETHING AND THEN YOU TURN AROUND AND THE SAME NIGGA THAT JUST TOLD YOU NOT TO DO IT, OR SAY IT IS DOING IT???

THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER...

SO I AM ON A SNOWBOARDING TRIP... ((PICS SOON, ILL KEEP YOU POSTED...))

AND THE DRIVE FROM OUR HOUSE TO THE LOG CABIN WAS LIKE 4 HOURS...

SOOO... I DID WHAT ANY MUSIC LOVER WOULD DO...

I MADE CD'S

AND I STAYED UP TILL 2 DOING IT!

SOOO... WE GET ON THE ROAD, AND I POP ONE IN...

AND WE WHERE JAMMIN...

AND THE LADY IN THE PASSENGER SEAT LOOKS TO THE DRIVER AND SAYS

"DON'T WE HAVE ANYTHING CLEAN, OR WITH LESS CURSE WORDS?"

FIRST!

YO, I'M RIGHT HERE... YOUR RIGHT THERE...

I MADE THE CD... YOU DON'T LIKE IT....

YOU CAN TALK... I CAN LISTEN...

WHAT STOPPED YOU FROM TURNING AROUND AND SAYING THAT TO ME...?

SO I WASN'T BUGGIN, I POLITELY SAID "ITS JUST RIDING MUSIC...

DON'T LISTEN TO IT..."

AND THE PASSENGER SAYS... "WELL I DON'T WANT MY GIRLS LISTENING TO THIS TYPE OF STUFF..."

HERE IS THE FUNNY PART!

ONE OF YOUR GIRLS HELPED ME MAKE THE CD!

HAHA ((JEEZY))

SOOOO... I LOOK AT THE GIRLS AND NEITHER ONE OF THEM IS LISTENING BECAUSE THEY HAVE THEY'RE NEW IPOD TOUCHES IN... LOL...

AND I SAY "THEY AINT EVEN LISTENING..."

AND OF COARSE SHE LOOKS TO THE DRIVER AND THE DRIVER FOLDS.

HE TAKES THE CD OUT AND HANDS IT TO ME...

_________________________________________________________________

OK SO TELL ME WHY, EVERY OTHER WORD THAT COMES FROM THE PASSENGERS MOUTH IS A CURSE WORD OR A NASTY JOKE... THAT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY!

OH, IT CANT BE THAT BAD JOSH...

UUUMM. YEEEAAAHH...

I GOT SOME EXAMPLES FOR YOU... ARE YOU READY???

((IF YOU LET THE INTERNET OR MUSIC OR ANYONE ELSE RAISE YOUR KIDS, THEN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY NOT LET THEM READ THIS))

"WHY DO YOU NEED BATTERIES"
PASSENGER: FOR MY TOYS...

I CANT COUNT ALL THE BALL JOKES... SORRY FOLKS...

"I DON'T LIKE NUTS" "I LIKE ____'S NUTS!"

EVERY FIVE MIN ITS A JOKE ABOUT HER SUCKING, KISSING, LICKING, MASSAGING. ECT. TO THE DRIVER...

SO I MEAN DON'T TELL THEM NOT TO LISTEN TO MUSIC WITH SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE LYRICS. IF YOUR ARE GOING TO TURN AROUND AND ACT OUT THE F-N SONG!

DO Y'ALL FEEL ME OR WHA???

TRUST ME IT GOT WORSE LAST NIGHT... LOL, BUT IM SURRE THAT IT WILL COME UP LATER.!

TRUST ME...

08S AND HEARTBREAK...

08 WRAP UP.. ((JUST IN CASE I DIE SNOWBOARDING TOMMOROW)) HAHA ((JEEZY))
IMA BREAK IT DOWN IN MONTHS... IMA LEAVE A FEW OUT JUST CAUSE, WELL... MY LIFE ISNT AN ACTION MOVIE...

JANUARY
I GOT MY BRACES OFF AFTER 6 YEARS... HAHAHA ((GET OFF ME LADIES))


ME AND MY EX GIRL JANAE BROKE UP... THE SECOND TIME! ((FREE AT LAST))


I SAW LUPE FIASCO IN CONCERT WITH TWO OF MY FAVORIT PPL ((DJ, AND ERIN))

MARCH
THEY RELEASED THE TOUR DATES FOR THE GLOW IN THE DARK TOUR!

I GOT MY TICKEST TO IT...

APRIL
I TURNED SIXTEEN, AND SURPRISEINGLY THERE WAS NO MTV CAMERA CREW THERE...

I FAILED THE MATH TAKS... HOW CARES... NOT ME! HAHA

MAY
I SAW KANYE, LUPE, N*E*R*D, AND RIHANNA
IN CONCERT AND I GOT ON STAGE WITH N*E*R*D

I FORGOT THE REST...

JUNE-JULY-PART OF AUGUST
I WENT TO ARIZONA FOR THE SUMMER

THEN VEGAS

THEN CALI

THEN BACK TO AZ

THEN BACK TO TX

I GOT TO GO OUT WITH THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS! ((IT WAS LIKE HEAVEN ON A STICK))

THANK MEGAN!

DECEMBER...
I MOVED TO ARIZONA... I PULLED A WHOODINI ON Y'ALLS ASSES...

AND NOW IM SITTING IN A CABIN ON A DOPE ASS SNOWBOARDING TRIP. THINKING OF ALL THE PPL IN MY LIFE AND I AM GREATFUL TO HAVE THEM. I THINK IMA LIST SOME... DONT FEEL BAD IF I LEFT YOU OUT...

I JUST DONT CARE ABOUT YOU...

MOM
DAD
ERIN
BIG BOI!
DJ
LOU
DHANTE
MEGAN
JANAE
LOLA
AJA
AIDA
MELODY
BRITINI
ERIKA
TANAYA
ME...
AND IM SURE THER ARE MORE BUT I JUST FORGOT ABOUT YOU SOOOO... LAUGH ABOUT IT! I MEAN WHO AM I???

THE WORLD IS OURS, AND EVERYTHING IN IT...

HAVE YOU MADE YOUR
GOALS FOR 09???

NEITHER HAVE I!!!

HAHAHAHA...
DONT LOOK AT ME IM ONLY SIXTEEN...

HAHAHA... NAH IM MAKING MINE THIS WEEK
AS SHOULD YOU, DONT BE LOOKIN LIKE THAT...

IN THE GREAT WORDS OF CEE LO GREENE ((I THINK...:/))

YOU GOTTA
GET
UP
GET OUT
AND GET SOMETHING...

DONT YOU THINK ITS ABOUT TIME YOU GOT FROM INFRONT OF THIS COMPUTER SCREEN AND...

WELL.. GOT SOMETHING???

JUST A QUESTION FOR YOUR NEW YEAR...

I KNOW I AM.

I DONT THINK I WANNA EAT NOODLES AND CHEETO
PUFFS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE...

DO YOU?

HAHA ((JEEZY))

GOOD LUCK KIDS!

IM GOING TO MAKE ONE MORE LOOONNG

POST FOR 08 NEXT...

MAKE SURE YOU READ IT

I MEAN IF YOU WANNA KNOW HOW MY AWSOME ASS YEAR WAS... LOL.

I GARENTEE IT WAS BETTER THAN YOURS...

A FEW THINGS ABOUT ME...

THIS ISNT MY FIRST BLOGG...
YES, I SPELL BLOGG WITH TO G'S.

I LOVE MUSIC
HIP-HOP IS MY LOVE
BUT
I LISTEN TO EVERYTHING... IT YOU THING SOMEONES DOPE AND YOU JUST WANT SOMEONE TO LISTEN TO THEM WITH YOU... IM THAT GUY AND HIT ME UP...

I CANT SPELL FOR CRAP

IM ONLY SIXTEEN LADIES!

KEEP YOUR PANTS ON!

I LIVE IN surprise, ARIZONA... ((DONT ASK, DONT TELL))

I LOVE TATTOS, BUT HAVE NONE... YEEAAH.. SOON!

AS I SAID I AM SIXTEEN SOO I COULDNT VOTE, BUT HAD I BEEN ABLE TOO...



AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, SUCK IT!

HAHA ((LIKE JEEZY))

I ALSO
LOVE...

FASHION
GIRLS
PARTY'S
STERO-TYPES
FISH BURRITOS FROM RUBIOS
CALAMARIE
KAWS
BBC
ICE CREAM
THE WHOLE SKATE BOARDING CULTURE
LIVE BANDS!
CONCERTS
PARENTS GOING OUT OF TOWN
VIDEO JUEGOS! ((SPANISH 1 TRICCK))
SNEAKERS
SCION XB'S
TYPE-ING IN CAPS
THA ROC!
FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL GAMES
GIRL CHASEING
SEX
EARLY RELEASE
SOCKS
DRIVING CLOVES
BAKER DECKS
FLY SOCIETY
GOIN DUMB!
ADAM SANDLER MOVIES
WAKING UP LATE
GOING TO SLEEP LATE!
MELLOW MUSIC, ON MELLOW OCCASIONS

AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!!!


AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST MY BROTHERS...
DJ
LOU
DHANTE
((NO SERTAIN ORDER!))

UMM IF YOU WANNA ASK ME SOMETHING...
HIT ME UP...

MYSPACE.COM/REALTALKISTHETRUTH

I WOULD EXPLAIN THE MYSPACE URL BUT THE BLOG WOULD RUN ON AND WE ALL KNOW...

BLACK FOLK DONT LIKE TO READ...
ASSUMING YOUR BLACK...
HAHAHAHAHAH...
HIT ME UP...